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February 1, 2002

My Mellifluous Googlewhacks!

Googlewhacks are (ideally) two-word combinations that return exactly one hit on Google. I think they must also have a certain Je ne c'est qua to them. Not just any two-word combination that satisfies the Google constraint ought to be considered a beautiful whack! Of course, the value of a whack is correspondingly lower if it's only hit happens to be in a "list of words" document, as opposed to a cogent discussion of some kind. And oh, the words need to be valid dictionary entries. i.e. underlined in the result bar returned by Google.

Check www.googlewhack.com for the authoritative guide to googlewhacking.
As of Feb 2002:

  • Onomatopoeic dandelions
  • Proletarian gaussians
  • Geosynchronous suppository
  • Bisexual bric-a-bracs
  • Simplex somnambulator
  • Particular pompasses
  • Morphophonemic mellifluence
  • Minstrel singularization
  • Anachronous implantation

Note

I have received a number of email messages pointing out that the above combinations are not Googlewhacks because they return multiple hits when Googled! But I wish to point out that they were valid whacks at the time I discovered them. Needless to say, I automatically rob them of their "Googlewhack" status by "owning" them via on my own page.

July 29, 2007

A Metaphorical Essay - Google News, Air, and TCP/IP

If you could see the individual molecules of air in a perfectly still room, you would see that the molecules are anything but still. They are moving in all directions, apparently randomly. Each has its own spin, and its own story to tell. Yet the room itself, made up of millions of these molecules, has the picture of perfect calmness as though nothing in it is even stirring. In the calm of this room lies buried the solution to the most pressing problem in objective journalism.

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January 10, 2008

Governor Schwarzenegger helps to make Bay Area housing affordable

In what may be Governor Schwarzenegger's most sympathetic move yet to make housing more affordable for potential home-buyers in California, he does what he can to encourage young Californians to migrate away from the state, thus setting the stage for home-prices to spiral downwards.

With already ailing education budgets slashed even further, convicted criminals let loose to terrorize innocent citizens and 20% of state parks closed, the Governor hopes that more productive Californians will be encouraged to seek domicile in Oregon and nearby states. This calculated and clever move will enable property prices eventually to reach levels where the 22,000 inmates, who will be in dire need of good housing after their early releases, can afford them.

February 20, 2008

How to browse the Internet perfectly anonymously

Related website: Pippini.com
"Tell me Mr. Jones," said the public prosecutor, "All the evidence points to the fact that you were indeed contemplating the murder of your lover on that night. Were you not? Remember that you are under oath, and that your polygraph results have betrayed your innermost thoughts. You had the motive, ability and, in your judgment, sufficient anonymity to carry out the macabre act with impunity. And I admit that were it not for this mass of incontrovertible evidence we uncovered by following your intent, you might well have succeeded in pulling the wool over our eyes! Is this not what you are thinking?"
There it is. Fragment from a mystery novel as it were, when you gauge your own mental reaction as you read the passage, you will find it to be a clear example: Most reasonable people would not think twice about sanctioning techniques, including the administration of polygraph tests, that authorities may use to probe into and conclude on the conents of that innermost repository of our private thoughts - our mind. Yet, it appears unreasonable to most of us if authorities claim to have the ability, much less to use it, to determine probable intent in criminal behavior from one's behavior on the Internet. Is the Internet that different in people's perceptions as a place where absolute anonymity may be enjoyed regardless of disposition and intent? Indeed, do people honestly believe it is ok to probe one's mind, but not one's online behavior?

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December 13, 2008

Cool Currency

After a long year of Sharon teaching their delightful children, the parents had decided to reward her. On Teacher Appreciation Day, following heart-felt expressions of gratitude and astonishment at what a wonderful job she had done, the head parent, who had coordinated by collecting contributions towards Sharon's gift, presented her with a brightly colored sealed envelope amidst generous applause.

Sharon opened her gift with great eagerness and found what she would never have spoiled herself with in her wildest dreams - She was now the proud owner of a certificate bestowing upon her the gratitude of a thousand children in Rwanda, who had just been donated $500 on Sharon's behalf.

Yes - The head parent, in her infinite wisdom, had decided that the best gift for Sharon would not be a couple of sessions at a posh Palo Alto Spa, or a comfy sofa to relax between classes, or even a Bloomingdale's gift card, but rather a donation to a worthy African cause in Sharon's name. "What could please Sharon more?" would likely have been the most pressing question in her mind, as she tossed around various options for a gift to proudly decide that someone who spends almost every waking hour with children could only ever be pleased by being told that she had benefited yet more children.

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December 17, 2008

The Four Fours

This year I'm a volunteer teacher at JLS in Palo Alto to help guide a small number of curious children into the wonders of advanced mathematics over 12 classes in 6 weeks. The program is called "The Number Devil". It uses chapters from the similarly named book by Hans Magnus Enzensberger as anchor points for discussion during each class.

Just before the holidays started, the students were to do a warm-up exercise in preparation for diving into the deeper wonders of Number Theory in upcoming classes. Here is the exercise, called the Four Fours. Using exactly 4 digits, all of which are fours, and any number of the arithmetic operators Plus, Minus, Times, Divide, Exponentiation, Factorial, Square Root, and Parenthesis, derive each of the numbers from 1 to 50. E.g. One way you can derive 1 is obviously 4/4 *4/4. No doubt there are a number of different ways to derive each number and the goal is to get students to think about this, and to come up with expressions that are different from those of their colleagues.

We, however, decided to turn this little exericse into a game, which as a matter of fact, also turned out to be a good game to occupy young minds during the holidays! Here is how you would play it:

The game has 15 rounds. Each round lasts 1 minute. We tried to cover 15 numbers in the game.

Each round consists of:

  1. Host (me): Calling out a different random integer between 1 and 50.
  2. Players: Each of them has 30 seconds to write an expression with exactly 4 4s and the arithmetic operators to get this number.
  3. We compare answers and points are scored for this round as follows:
    • Zero points - No expression or invalid expression (meaning it doesn't evaluate to the number called)
    • M-N points - Otherwise. M is the number of players and N is the number of other players who have the same expression as you. If your expression is unique, you get the full M points for the round.

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November 26, 2009

Unintentional Poetry

Here is the best of totally unintentional communal poetry. It's written by folk who didn't have the slightest suspicion that they were contributing to the effort, and shamelessly plagiarised by me.

Read on, and sue me if they don't rival with the best koans you know. After you've read the first one, see the picture below to reveal the secret behind the poem, and the names of the authors, themselves unaware of their worthy words.

Please Tell Me

Please tell me it is so
But what will you give me
Such a little firebrand

And I have no mother or father
From that dark day to the present
Far and few, far and few

Look what I pictured on road
At midday
scraped the cupboard
On that little heap of stones

But
You decide, if they die or not
Sorry for your father
Dead or alive

If I were
In the middle of a wood
Reed broke the silence
An inn when he suddenly noticed
You can save more on the goods for solving man's problems

And here's the secret to the origins of this poem.

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